Introducing First Time Dad!!
- Well yes, you are putting on weight! But to be fair to you, you haven’t trained in ages and have eaten whatever you wanted for 6 months. Given all that, you look ok.
- Whilst watching “One Born Every Minute”. Oh my god, the stretch marks on that woman are horrendous. No amount of cream is getting rid of them.
- When the baby comes, I’ll be ok to sleep in the spare room won’t I, so you can breastfeed and I can get some sleep?
- When the baby comes, I’ll still be ok to go out a few nights a week with my friends, right?
- Actually, now you mention it, I have noticed a few hormonal changes in you.
- You don’t look pregnant in that dress, just a bit overweight which is a good thing because the bump is so small.
- Are we still on for 5 children?
- You’re such a tough…
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