10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Pregnant Wife

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  1. Well yes, you are putting on weight! But to be fair to you, you haven’t trained in ages and have eaten whatever you wanted for 6 months. Given all that, you look ok.
  2. Whilst watching “One Born Every Minute”. Oh my god, the stretch marks on that woman are horrendous. No amount of cream is getting rid of them.
  3. When the baby comes, I’ll be ok to sleep in the spare room won’t I, so you can breastfeed and I can get some sleep?
  4. When the baby comes, I’ll still be ok to go out a few nights a week with my friends, right?
  5. Actually, now you mention it, I have noticed a few hormonal changes in you.
  6. You don’t look pregnant in that dress, just a bit overweight which is a good thing because the bump is so small.
  7. Are we still on for 5 children?
  8. You’re such a tough…

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