Nice to see you.
Oh sorry – I really didn’t mean to do that in a Bruce Forsyth voice.
I’m not good at impressions.
Anyway, how are things with you?
They’re protruding by how much!?
Surely you can get some cream for that?
I should ask the chemist.
How am I?
Well funny you should ask.
It’s like this, remember the…
What did you say?
Look, I know you were only asking out of politeness and didn’t really want an answer, but I thought that seeing as you brought it up…
Remember the play wot I wrote…
No, now you mention it, I know I can’t ‘do‘ Ernie Wise either, but this play thing…
Not the one I did for the radio, no. It turns out that the BBC don’t know a good thing when it’s staring them…
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