18 thoughts on “Let Me Ask You a Question – 1/23/18

  1. A joke, huh? I don’t know if I have a favorite, but this one has always stuck with me.

    Once there was a scientist who approached God and said, “I can create life too. Science has made you unnecessary. Nobody needs God.”

    So God said, “Let me see you try.”

    With a smug grin, the scientist reached down to pick up a handful of dirt from the ground

    God said, “Get your own dirt.”

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  2. I had to sort through quite a few so as not to offend anyone. But then again, I probably will anyway. I encourage everyone to learn to laugh at themselves. Life is easier that way. Now for the joke:

    Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
    A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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  3. A man wanted to know whether a computer could think like a human being. He worked for years to build the computer and program it. Finally it was ready. He booted it up and asked his question.
    “Do you compute that you will ever think like a human being?”
    The computer ran a while. Things whirred. Lights flashed. Finally, the answer printed out.
    “That reminds me of a story.”

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