British pubs are closing at the speed of a slow-moving cultural apocalypse.
If you’re rereading that sentence and looking for actual information, stop now. There’s less in it than meets the eye. We’ll get to actual information in a couple of paragraphs, but we’re still at the part of the post where I’m splattering verbiage in the hope that you’ll read on. In other words, it’s all fireworks, fancy footing, and mixed metaphors.
Not necessarily a great strategy, but a common one. Now for the information:
Since 2001, more than one in four British pubs has closed. According to the Office of National Statistics (yes, the number of pubs in the country is worthy of official notice), there were 52,500 in 2001 and 38,815 at some unspecified point in 2018.
I’m taking it on faith that that really is more than one in four.
Irrelevant photo: Primroses. This is…